The popular tumblr site was turned into a book, which was released on september 4th. Tumblr suri is kind of a jerk and a surprisingly literate jerk, for a 5yearold. These burns were brought to you by allie hagan, the creator of suri s burn book. Allie hagans hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint. Suri s burn book this blog seems like it would be right up most dataloungers alleys little suri blogs on the poor fashion choices of her celebrity children counterparts most particularly shiloh joliepitt while lamenting the hardships of living with katie and tom. Welldressed commentary from hollywood s little sweetheart. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart by allie hagan at barnes. The titular suri is, of course, suri cruise, the daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart 9780762447350. Okay, katie, lets get a couple of things straight, because you are spreading some nonsense around town. According to knuth, the motives behind book burning changed after the printing press helped bring about the enlightenment erathough burning through the collateral damage of war continued to. I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. Okay, katie, lets get a couple of things straight, because you are. Suris burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment.
Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog that hagan, a 25yearold graduate of. How many books have you written, kingston rossdale. Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. This year s installment has slightly less fashion complaint and slightly more despair at the character flaws the rest of humanity aside from kiernan shipka share. Suris burn book takes so many of our favorite things mean girls attitude, celebrities and snarkiness and rolls it all into one amazing. Just because you dont have a ferragamo handbag doesnt mean you can behave like a child. I updated the suri s burn book homage twitter that i started last holiday season.
Aug 24, 2012 the blog has generated a lot of attention, as well as a book deal for hagan, who works fulltime as a d. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. I used to read it during slow days at work and try to silently laugh at my desk without looking like a lunatic. Suri s burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. We would like to show you a description here but the site wont allow us. It s where your interests connect you with your people. Sep 28, 2012 hagan has also written a book, suri s burn book. She is hilarious her blog is the one website on the internet where ive read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing.